Babyless for ten days....

Number of times Charlotte has peed on the carpet: 2
Number of times I've had to clean it up: 0
Number of times my mother has gotten unreasonably pissed off at me because of my little potty training princess's ability to only have accidents when I am NOT around to clean it up : 34283792 (this number may include a laundry list of other issues my mother has with just my existence in general)

However, today is Saturday, and no amount of awkward silences, irritating mumbling or disapproving glances can ruin the fact that I am soon to be on my way to Banks Lake for the weekend. My little Peeing Princess will be staying with her father, his delightful girlfriend with the fake tits, and their new son for the next 10 days. This means it will take me precisely 3 weeks to get her BACK on her normal schedule when she returns.
Charlotte's dad will be spending those 10 days doing exactly opposite of what mommy does here at home. She will be hooked up to an IV of sugar filled apple juice, snacking on a variety of indulgences those of which are arguably not considered in any natural food group, staying up till midnight in the "man cave" and nap time will perhaps be nothing more than a theoretical option more than an actual enforced application.

BUT enough of this pessimism…It is cheesy egg time now, and I must pack! Have a great weekend everybody :)